“…So please, be tolerant of those who describe a sporting moment as their best ever. We do not lack imagination, nor have we had sad and barren lives; it is just that real life is paler, duller, and contains less potential for unexpected delirium.”
If you ever want your life to get ruined football has fabulous teams to choose from.
"Winning is the absolute best thing that can be experienced. Once you get it, it’s like the most addictive drug."
i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests
schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them